Hindi Jokes

Old Man-”putar ander se mere daant le aa”
Pota-”par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi”
Budda– “o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a ”

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lein gey,
Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.

Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?

Ek ladki jo pyar de,
Ek ladki jo acha khana banaye,
Ek ladki jo us ki khob khidmat kare,

Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain. :p

Husband apni wife ka janaza le jaa raha tha.
Janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,

Ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua?
Husband : is kutte ne kaat liya tha.

Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main de do.
Husband : peche line main lago. :p