Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
But..
makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kah1a,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diyejain to makhi sun nahin sakti.
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:NahiBoy: Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay.
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”
Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”.
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Wah wah..!!
Irshad Irshaad..!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain…
But..
makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kah1a,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diyejain to makhi sun nahin sakti.
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:NahiBoy: Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay.
Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”
Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”.
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Wah wah..!!
Irshad Irshaad..!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain…
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1 comments:
Yaadon Mein Har Pal Rahti Ho Tum,
Kabhi Na Dil Mein Khayaal Ho Tera Kam,
Tamanna Hai Yeh Dilki Mere,
Ki Tujhe Kabhi Chaahun Na Kam,
Bayaan Karun Jau Hai Dil Mein Mere,
Kahe Na Chaahen Hum,
Kahe Na Chaaho Tum,
Par Bayaan Karen Tau Hum Kaise Karen,
Dilse Hothon Tak Aaye Par,
Kahe Na Paayen Hum,Kahe Na Pao Tum.
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